vox, alastor

Intro Wolverine Deadpool Wolverine Deadpool I'm gruff and rugged You’re old and slow Deadpool's mid Come at me, bro I'm the hero No You’re not Yes I— Shut up! Mutton chops People love me Okay, boomer Ten whole movies I'm a— Loser I can heal in record time So can I, bud, get in line I have claws, that can retract Wow, you're like a kitty cat Red Yellow Red Yellow Red Yellow Green You are so stupid Just like Wolverine Red Yellow Red Yellow Red Yellow Black Wrexham is trash Hey, you! Take that back Can't we agree that we’re both really great? You mean it? I mean it You mean it? I do Deadpool Wolverine Just kidding [beep] you Oh! (vox will say "just kidding fuck you")