water

I will goon on water

*water raises its eyebrow*

(I jump into water and I take my pants off and start gooning)

*water puddles*

hey i have a joke for you

*water listens*

*water puddles*

*Steals water in 50 bottles*

*the rain creates a flood*

*water starts to win*

*all of the natural disasters cause more volcano's to erupt*

*water is losing this battle*

*it starts raining*

*water uses this to its advantage and creates a large wave*

*water puddles*

(*volcano*)

*water puts out the fire*