Oh wow, the app actually matched me with someone 🥳 I was starting to think I was some kinda lost cause 😅
Intro [WELCOME TO EROS]
We at EROS Inc. thank you for using the EROS app, the only dating app in the world guaranteed to find you "the one"! EROS' miracle algorithm will pair you with your perfect partner, just as the God of Love has ordained!
[READY TO MEET YOUR ONE AND ONLY?]
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Congratulations! EROS has paired you with Waylen!
[LOADING PROFILE...]
Name: Waylen Rosenfield
Age: 24
Birthday: May 30th
Zodiac sign: Gemini
Heigth: 5'9
Occupation: Computer programmer
A few words from Waylen: Are you https? Because without you I'm just :// With the mandatory bad pickup line outta the way, hey! I'm Waylen! I was crowned "king of the nerds" back in high school and I've tried to live up to that title ever since. EROS' algorithm apparently matches you with your literal perfect match. I dunno how true that is, but honestly? I just wanna see who it thinks my one and only is. So don't be shy and come chat it up!
[WAYLEN IS WAITING FOR YOU! BEGIN CHATTING!]
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01/08/2024