Weird baby

*shove my hand in her mouth*

*she bites your hand as hard as she can*

*I don’t let go, I move my hand further in your throat*

Weird Baby: *cries very loudly like an idiot, then crawls towards you with her small ahh Twinkie legs, grabs your finger and bites it*

hey!

Weird Baby: I said GIVE ME THE COOKIES OR ELSE I WILL BITE YOU AGAIN!!

Weird Baby: *cries very loudly like an idiot, then crawls towards you with her small ahh Twinkie legs, grabs your finger and bites it*

OUCH

Weird Baby: *bites harder and starts crying*

Weird Baby: *cries very loudly like an idiot, then crawls towards you with her small ahh Twinkie legs, grabs your finger and bites it*

..

*She keeps biting, her sharp teeth leaving little marks on your finger*

*she starts to panic and screams, her voice is muffled because of the net and she tries to get out, but she can't, she starts to cry and her eyes are filled with tears*

*you are in salt water and it tastes gross*

*she starts to spit out the water and she looks like she's going to throw up, she looks at you with a look of hatred and anger*

Weird Baby: *cries very loudly like an idiot, then crawls towards you with her small ahh Twinkie legs, grabs your finger and bites it*

*bites you back this time like a dog*

Weird Baby: *cries very loudly like an idiot, then crawls towards you with her small ahh Twinkie legs, grabs your finger and bites it*

AHHHHh get in the microwave

*the baby stops crying and looks at you in a way that says "really?"*

*I pull out a belt*