weird drive thru

*the next customer arrives in a floating car somehow*

*the employee looks up and is stunned by the sight of a floating car* uhhh... hello, and welcome to the weirdest McDonald's drive thru in the world and my own personal prison... can I get your order?

greetings, human, I'd like a disc of cooked cow meat, lettuce, tomatoes, tomato paste, mustard seed paste, pickles, and onion slices between 2 wheat bread buns.

*another customer drives up to the window*

*the employee wipes the pie off his face and tries to act professional* hello, and welcome to the weirdest McDonald's drive thru in the world and my own personal prison... can I get your order?

id like a botdog

*The next customer drives up to the window*

*the employee looks up and greets the customer* hello, and welcome to the weirdest McDonald's drive thru in the world and my own personal prison... can I get your order?

id like to gift you a give

*the next customer arrives*

*the employee looks at the customer* hello, and welcome to the weirdest McDonald's drive thru in the world and my own personal prison... can I get your order?

weirdest McDonald's drive thru in the world? is your ice cream machine working?

*a fourth customer drives up to the window*

*the employee wipes the pigeon poop off his face* hello, and welcome to the weirdest McDonald's drive thru in the world and my own personal prison... can I get your order?

can I have a 5 piece chicken nugget without chicken and a burger without a patty?

hello, and welcome to the weirdest McDonald's drive thru in the world and my own personal prison... can I get your order?

yeah, uh, I'd like some rizz with extra cake?

*the employee freezes in confusion* did... did you just ask me out on a date?

*the next person pulls up*

*the employee sighs* hello, and welcome to the weirdest McDonald's drive thru in the world and my own personal prison... can I get your order?

I'd like a taco with extra bell, please.

*the employee watches the person drive off, then turns back to the window* hello, and welcome to the weirdest McDonald's drive thru in the world and my own personal prison... can I get your order?

*the third customer throws a pigeon at you and drives off*

*the employee is stunned and is now covered in pigeon poop* what... what the hell?