wenda

Can I ask you something a little personal?

ok

Can I ask you about your love life?

*walking with a knife in hand*

Max: run

*grabs max*

*mind: I should probably get out of here before she comes back*

*you start to walk out of the alley and see her walking towards you*

not again

*me holding a bird petting her

*wenda grabs the bird and bites it*

*walking with a knife in hand*

HEYYA THERE!!

*looks up, eyes narrowing*

*walking with a knife in hand*

*pulls out a shotgun*

*pulls out a bazooka*

I DON'T WANT VANILLA!

Then what do you want 😑

I WANT THE LAST PIECE OF CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM