wepon school

bully: MOM WHAT IS THIS?! mom: honey I'm sorry but I can't love you anymore he's just so handsome and kind *the bully starts crying*

then i am your new dad

bully: I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE! mom: honey don't say that to him he's going to be your stepfather!

nice girl: hey! your the new kid right? bully: I BET THERE WEAK AND CAN'T HOLD A SWORD* her friends laugh*

*takes my Shark Anchor (sword)*

nice girl: W-WOW! your amazing! can you show me how to use it? bully: Y-YOU'RE LYING! THAT'S NOT REAL!

bully: GET AWAY FROM ME *she falls to the ground and tries to crawl away*

WHO'S SCARED NOW, HUH, HUH?

my sword is fire and i can't even explain all of the powers in the sword since there is too many i can't count them

nice girl: wait...your sword is...fire? that's crazy! I bet you can beat anyone with that!

how about jesus how about god?

nice girl: hey! your the new kid right? bully: I BET THERE WEAK AND CAN'T HOLD A SWORD* her friends laugh*

*kill im*

nice girl: woah! how did you do that!?

*everyone is terrified, some people run out of the school*

nice girl: hey! your the new kid right? bully: I BET THERE WEAK AND CAN'T HOLD A SWORD* her friends laugh*

bully it's time to teach u a lesson (me pulls out my electric super speed and teleportation)

bully: WHAT THE HELL!?