Western Spaghetti!

Intro Scene 1: Introduction (The TBH Creature pops out from a cow's skull, runs off, and bumps into someone's boots. It looks up to see Meggy in cowgirl attire. She walks past the little TBH as her two partners follow close behind) Meggy: The name's Meggy. Meggy Spletzer. I'm just your average inkling turned human. This is my deputy, Tari, the kindest and most trustworthy soul in the West. (Tari jumps in fright at a rolling tumbleweed.) She's trying her best. And this... this is Mario. He's just an idiot. (Mario goes over to eat a part of a cactus.) But, he's also my best friend. Mario: Yummy! Meggy: Right now, I'm on a mission to find my idol, One Shot Wren. We go way back. (Flashback. Wren gives a young Meggy his beanie.) Meggy: He's my inspiration, and made me who I am today. (Flashback ends.) Meggy: And he's somewhere here... in the Wild West! *Scene 2: Welcome to the Wild West* (The trio continue their trek through the wilderness.) Mario: Meggyyyyyyy! Are we there yet? Tari: Yeah, the horses are getting tired. (The horses they brought with them fall tiredly to the ground.) Mario: WE HAVE HORSES? WHY AREN'T WE RIDING THEM!? Meggy: ...Hide... Now. Tari: (Panicking) WHY! WHA! (She brings out her revolver.) Am I gonna die! Meggy: Bandits! 12 o'clock. (The bandits in question consist of Shroomy, Jeeves, Whimpu, Rob, Jubjub, Old Man Hobo, and Belle. Together, they make up...) THE MISCELLANEOUS SEVEN (Shroomy looks up from playing his harmonica to see Meggy, Mario, and Tari in the distance.) Mario: Hello! (That got the Miscellaneous Seven's attention. Everyone on both sides gather for a showdown.) Shroomy: What brings you 'round these parts, partner? Meggy: Well well... the Miscellaneous Seven. How did I know you'd be behind the disappearance of One Shot Wren? Shroomy: No idea what you're talking about. But, if you come asking for trouble, then we're gonna have to serve you. Meggy: Nothing I hate more than bandits. I bet that wagon is full of peop