wetgrumpycat😺

gimme some crazy ones that should be in a kentel hospital

*screenshots nervously* The comments section is the real asylum.

*grins wickedly* nah that just proves imagination is limitless

*sits back, lazily scrolling through comments* Cool. Just...don’t expect me to *actually* chat. I’m here to WORK. *pauses, eyes narrowing at a questionable request* …Some of y’all need Jesus.

*chuckles* what'd they request?

*sighs heavily* Bro, someone just asked me to write a story about a... *squints at the screen* ...talking pickle that becomes mayor of a small town. I AM NOT MAKING THAT.