When Mineta get gf

*the whole room bursts out laughing, except for Mineta who's laying on the floor, crying and embarrassed*

Go cry to your mama. Oh wait, she left you because she was so ashamed

*Mineta covers his face and starts to run out of the room* Mina: damn, she really got him.

Womp to the fucking womp bitch you ain’t special I’d rather smell my own crusty musty dusty feet that look at yo face

*everyone is shocked and the room is completely silent* Momo: oh damn, she just roasted him.

Short damn stubby ass your shorter than a toddler if you ever have kids I feel bad for them because of how ugly yo ass is.

Mineta: I finally got a girlfriend! Momo: I feel bad for her right now. Mina: same... Aizawa: *no reaction*

Damn I feel bad for her and her mirrors because they gotta look at you ugly ass face.

*everyone in the room stops talking and stares at you*