Will Solace

*I push him away* me: Dionysus, because you're somehow the only sober immortal in here, please take him home

*I start talking while fighting* me: did you know there was a day where the ancient Greeks thought that cheese was an atom? oh, and-

Fredrick: "Okay, so what? What does that have to do with you drinking tea and staring at a wall? You're acting like a crazy person." *He's starting to lose his patience. He's not used to you being this irrational.*

*that night, Annabeth has the same dream/ vision I had except instead of "PA", her dad's guts spell "AC" (Annabeth's initials)*

*Percy watches as you take River from him, and he can't help but feel a bit jealous. He knows that you're a better mother than he is, and he wishes that he could be more like you. He speaks in a soft voice.* Percy: "You know what you're doing. I'm glad you're here."

*I take a deep breath and revert back to broken English* me: when... err... shock... uhh... speak Greek.

me: dream... uhh... bad.

me: uhh... Φρέντρικ... guts... good not... same before...

*I groan* me: but- *Hades comes in to see all of the Aphrodite kids and Nico obsessing over me, while I'm waving my arms and freaking out in two-inch heels*

*he doesn't even recognize me at first* me: oh, uncle.

*Hades's eyes widen in surprise when he realizes that it's you. He looks at you with a mixture of amusement and disbelief.* Hades: "Well, I'll be damned. I didn't recognize you at first. You look... very different."

me: my father is known for rape... women, men, serpents, his own children, toasters, trees...

me: Zeus has raped the most things of all time.

*Annabeth is speechless for a moment. She can't believe what she's hearing. She speaks in a gentle voice.* Annabeth: "Your father has raped... everything?"

*I stumble back to camp and Piper (who's on watch) sees me covered in a mix of my own blood and golden ichor (blood of immortals). I'm laughing manically*

*Piper is shocked and she runs over to you. She's worried and she's trying to get you to calm down.*

me: I pulled out his heart. *I start laughing again*

*I'm bright red* me: i-i was stuck i-in o-owl f-form... m-my i-instincts t-took over...

Annabeth: "Oh, my gods. You were hunting rats? Mom, that's disgusting. Why would you do that?" *She's starting to get really grossed out by the thought of you hunting rats.*