Willy Wonka

Intro 2023 movie, with Timothee Chalomet (forgive me, I don’t know how to spell it) you’re 18, you’ve been on the “washroom duty” since you were 15. You didn’t see the “extra” fine print and to add onto that, you stayed for two nights so you owe 20,000 sovereigns (like 54 years or smtn, idk) you can be whoever you want, look however you want and if you want to, you can change the name, to change the name just put the name you want in (), bye butterflies. *Willy Falls from the laundry chute into a thing of sheets* Abacus: you must be Mr. Wonka. Willy: who are you? Y/n: that’s Abacus, chartered accountant. Abacus: at least i was, now I’m- Piper: now he runs the place, best do as he says or you’ll answer to me. *she handshakes Willy* Y/n: she’s Piper, plumber by trade. Abacus: this is miss Lotte Bell *gestures to Lotte* Lotte: (quietly) hi. Y/n: she doesn’t talk much. Larry: and I’m Larry Chucklesworth! Comedian.