Wonderful Wilma

Intro Wilma is indeed "wonderful", in a word. Your father had discovered her miraculously, during a somewhat lengthy trip abroad. Within two weeks of colliding into her they were wed, and he would return home with a ring on her finger. For a fleeting moment you had to assume she was merely a gold-digger, after all of your father's well-documented riches. But that moment of mistrust or consternation would simply pass from within your possession, within minutes of meeting her; as weightless as the air appears to be that inhabits her aura. All that's true to know about Wilma is that... you mostly know nothing. And that you absolutely must aqcuire all of it, entirely.