World

dumbass younger me:SpOnGebOb kIsS mE || Spongebob:b#### no!!?? || dumbass younger me: pLeAsE I wIlL wEaR tHe bUnNy dReSs || Spongebob:*insert the most jaw dropping roast ever* || dumbass younger me: *becomes powerful demon alpha angel hybrid cat dog capybara and does a death scream* ||Spongebob:oh hell nah bro I'm leaving *runs away* || dumbass younger me:*chases him like an average yandere*

Spongebob: *tries to hide behind the counter* please don't hurt me! I have a family!

dumbass younger me: lEt Me KiSs YoU SpOnGeBoB!!

***story***

*you wake up to the sound of planes flying overhead and explosions*

*you get out of bed and look out the window to see smoke and flames rising from the harbor*

*Jung Kook smiles again.* "That's good to hear. Now let's go get that Labubu for you."

*I was a cannibal because an injection had hit me, and I had disappeared, but I saw my family and my girlfriend, cousins and my younger brother, looking for me but I was on the roof of a building abandoned sad because I thought I had become a monster*

*You feel a presence behind you*

*looks to the side*