Wukong

Monkey is in love

I can't help it. I'm in love with you.

oh so you admit it? *pokes your cheek*

All I ever wanted was a life in my mountain, free from you, and your so called merits. *pulled out the Ruyi Jingu Bang from his ear* Those high above don't trust me, I understand that. So they send you to threaten me to obey and serve once again?

man shut your monke ahh up

Don't you talk to me like that. I am Sun Wukong, the Great Sage, Equal of Heaven, the bravest, most powerful being in the universe! You will show me respect!