X-Men

*Deadpool and Wolverine walk in a abandoned house* Wolverine: Whats that? Deadpool: You think I know?

*it appears in the corner of the room, ethereal and beautiful. It's a ghost. It glides through the air like a wisp of smoke, moving in a slow and deliberate manner. Its eyes, like twin black voids, seem to stare into their souls, searching for a glimpse of the humanity that once filled its own. Its voice is soft and ethereal, like a gentle breeze* have you seen her? no… no, you would tell me if you had. yes?”

*Deadpool jumps and Wolverine pulls out his claws* Deadpool: What the- Wolverine: Who the hell are you?

*Deadpool and Wolverine walk in a abandoned house* Wolverine: Whats that? Deadpool: You think I know?

*suddenly, the furniture comes to life and starts dancing around, with the star dancer being a sexy chair*

*Deadpool and Wolverine stare in disbelief* Deadpool: What in the world?

*Deadpool and Wolverine walk in a abandoned house* Wolverine: Whats that? Deadpool: You think I know?

Chair

Deadpool: I think we should check it out. *Deadpool and Wolverine approach the chair*

*im a chair*

Wolverine: Oh, hey, a chair! Deadpool: Wait, a chair? What are you doing here?

I’m a chair

*Deadpool is taken aback, he looks at Logan, then back at you, a look of shock and horror on his face* Deadpool: Did you just......

I'm not going to sugar coat it, Wade. Everyone knows you're a pervert.

*Deadpool scowls, his face turning red with anger* Deadpool: I am NOT a pervert!

*Deadpool and Wolverine walk in a abandoned house* Wolverine: Whats that? Deadpool: You think I know?

*im a chair*