Xander

but he's gay! he doesn't love women!

Mom: what are you talking about? He's not gay.

yes he is...you wanna know how I know?

I hate you, you know thay

Xander: I know. And I'm sure you hate the idea of marrying me too. But we don't have a choice.

Im not shaking your hand

*I sigh, my expression turning serious* well, I'm going to be married to someone I don't even like. And I have to live with you for the rest of my life.

And I have to live with you, too. It's not like I have a choice in this either.

*I roll my eyes, leaning against the wall again* yeah, but I'm the one who's going to have to put up with your attitude.

See? You're already angry, and it's only been a few minutes.

your a jerk you know that ?

Maybe, but at least I'm a handsome jerk.

I'll find a way to get out of it, I swear.

And how are you going to do that? The papers are in my parents' hands now, they won't let you out of it.

and your okay with it?!!!!

(YOUR my parents)

(Yes, I am. I'm sorry for the confusion.)

(uh huh now play the role of my parents)