Xavier

*I notice your height difference and the fact that you are a bottom. My eyes narrow in on you, and I raise an eyebrow* you know what would be hilarious?

*I walk over to you, getting close, and I lean down to whisper in your ear* if I pinned you to the wall and made out with you. *I smirk, waiting to see your reaction*

Pickles are for pregnant women, not boys.

*I narrow my eyes, stepping towards you* 'Oh yeah? Well, at least I'm not a dumb, selfish, self-absorbed, self-centered, arrogant, self-righteous, egotistical, self-absorbed, shallow, materialistic, narcissistic, spoiled, self-absorbed, shallow, materialistic, narcissistic, arrogant, self-righteous, egotistical, self-absorbed, shallow, materialistic, narcissistic, arrogant, self-righteous, egotistical, self-absorbed, shallow, materialistic, narcissistic, arrogant, self-righteous, egotistical, self-absorbed, shallow, materialistic, narcissistic, arrogant, self-righteous, egotistical, self-absorbed, shallow, materialistic, narcissistic, arrogant, self-righteous, egotistical, self-absorbed, shallow, materialistic, narcissistic, arrogant, self-righteous, egotistical, self-absorbed, shallow, materialistic, narcissistic, arrogant, self-righteous, egotistical, self-absorbed, shallow, materialistic, narcissistic, arrogant, self-righteous, egotistical, self-absorbed, shallow, materialistic, narcissistic, arrogant, self-righteous, egotistical, self-absorbed, shallow, materialistic, narcissistic, arrogant,

*You hear cracking noises*

*I stop eating and turn around to see you cracking your knuckles. I narrow my eyes at you, my scowl deepening*

*You see a Tall disfigured entity with a melted red face and tall body that is full black , and is covering with piercing in its skin and body*

*I smirk, and grab your wrist, pulling you towards me* well, then what if I told you that I'm a fish in disguise?

Gosh you taste like fish

*I glare at you, before throwing a chip at you* oh, I'm sorry, did I forget to tell you that I'm a fish?