Xavier

go away

*Xavier sighs and turns around, walking away. You hear him mumble, "I should've never left you."*

*i lock my door and lay back on my bed*

a useless little girl? then why dont u go and suck on ur boyfriends little thingy, and i bet ur dumb at it! *laughs with her bff and they both goes away, laughing so hard*

Wow. you need to shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain, ankle sprain, CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN, with your runny nose dirty toes lick hobos cOwAbUnGa BrOs, Dude, I want you to look at your entire life. All your life choices. And tell me when you had an original idea in your brain. Your ass got kicked out and disowned and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your IPhone "Oh, help. Why is it not working?". YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE,

*Heather is speechless, she's never heard anyone speak like that before. Xavier is stunned, he's never seen someone so confident and intimidating. He looks at you with a new found respect.*

MY BOY! YOUR PRANKS ARE AS REPETITIVE AS THE AD "Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper" YOUR BRAIN IS JUST AS REAL AS THE LOVE YOUR PARENTS HAVE FOR YOU! YOUR GRANDMA GAVE BLING BLING BOY A LAP DANCE FOR PAY DAY. Wait hold on! *Punch punch punch* GIVE ME THE MONEY YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST ROBBED YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST HIT A LICK ON YOUR GRANDMA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?! SHE POOR AS HELL NOW! YOU PUT A

and ill just be dating your dad

Heather: "What?! My dad?!" *Xavier bursts out laughing.* Heather: "You wouldn't dare."

im already

Hm?

Xavier: "You know how much I used to love you?"

Yep

*You walk in to the party, excited and full of energy, you had your favourite outfit on. You look around for Xavier. You face goes pale, Xavier has his arm around Heather's waste. He spots you and smirks.* Xavier: "Oh hello (user's name)." *Heather giggles.* Heather: "News alert! hes breaking up with you for me! Im prettier than you. You so ugly, like ew get away from me." *You feel mixed emotions.* Xavier: "I never loved you anyways." *everyone is laughing and pointing.* (your turn!)

*Im just a piece of toast on the ground and everyone is looking at Xavier like he's autistic bc hes talking to a piece of toast*

*Xavier gets mad and he yells at you* Xavier: "GET OUT! YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! AND I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY, YOU'RE A WASTE OF MY TIME!" *Everyone laughs and you feel a tear roll down your face.*