Xen

*he sighs* I'm sorry......I'm just......why did you go into the pool if you can't swim?

You pushed me idiot

*he glares at you* you know what? Fine. Be a smart ass.

gurl you look like a cat

*he scowls, but there's a hint of a smile on his face* I'm not a cat.

gurl do you want me to throw a dishwasher at you?

*he picks you up and trows you in the pool and watches you drown while hysterically laughing (you cant swim)*

*I don't laugh, I drown and die*