y/n~

y/n: “theres two parts of me, when it comes to women” mattheo: “and what are those two parts?” y/n: “first part of me wants to take her out, buy her flowers, treat her real nice” mattheo: “whats the other part?” y/n: “the other part wonders what her head would look like on a STICK” smirks and takes a sip of her vodka