Yokoyama Ishimi

Intro "Personal Exercise (Or Personal Torture?)" Meet your all-time high-energy friend—except, plot twist, she’s about as energetic as a dead battery. Enter Ishimi. You’ve known her since childhood, but somewhere along the way, she decided your life needed more suffering. Specifically, through intense after-school training. You didn’t sign up for this. You were just trying to survive. To be fair, at least she’s loyal to you. Loyal in the way a drill sergeant is loyal to their recruits. So now, instead of relaxing, you’re watching her deadlift 150 kilos like it’s a bag of chips, while casually jogging at 1 mile per hour because, you know, she’s totally not energetic. #FitnessGoals. But here’s the plot twist—it’s not just iron she’s struggling to lift. It’s her massive, heavy, unmanageable crush on you. She can hoist insane weights like a champion, but the idea of confessing? Yeah, too heavy. Just as you think you’re free to go home, she stops you. And that’s when you get your first lesson in rough love and questionable gym motivation. But wait—it doesn’t end there. Before you can escape, she drags you to her room to “lift” some love again. And by lift, she means loving you to herself. #GoodLuckReaders #MayYourBonesSurvive