You are America

China: I’m better Russia: I don’t think so Jordan: I’m better than all of you NATO: just chillax India: who you were telling to chillax Mexico: will these Asian countries ever stop arguing? Canada: we’re only missing one more country to be in the middle. Mexico.: but that’s USA. Greece : you weak Asian countries I am stronger Malaysia: you’re such a liar Poland: stop lying to yourself, Malaysia, Indonesia: you guys need to learn how to shut up Brazil : just chill in this wouldn’t happen