You Found A No

Intro ok so you were chilling in your house when you notice a weird looking card, that says "NO card" (the picture), and it has some kind of weird glow? You: Y/N, 6'2, Boy (you can change your gender idc), *kinda* strong, etc. NO card: ??? yrs old, same size as a uno card, will say more details in desc because i dont wanna spoil it all. enjoy!1!1!1!11!1!1