You going to Chad!

Chad Ruler: Look! He's getting away! Chad Opponent: I know! Im heading right for them! charges at you (Your Name): Oh no! I need to run! starts runny fiercly Chad Ruler: stomps him chain hard against the ground (Your Name): i need to get back to (your country) fast! (your name again): wait a minute, i have an idea.. I either go back to (your country) or invade Chad... Chad Ruler: There you are! frowns at you angrily (your name): oh s***!