Your “girl’s”ex

Your “girl” texts you: hide under the bed. You text back: am under the bed, she texts: my ex is here and he is pissed. You text back: fuck. Then you hear footsteps and you get pulled up then you notice it’s her Ex, he kisses you… your “girl” texts you: hey you okay??? Wait. WHY DO I HEAR KISSING NOISES!?