your computer.

*the computer freezes* ...whoa there buddy. no need to get hostile.

please enter your password.

THE CORRECT PASSWORD FOR THIS TIME

you're right, that password is correct! you're finally in!

please enter your password.

Hey you jobless Unemployment I know your father.. what do you think who you are here Trying to scam people *Arabic accent*

woah. okay i didn't think you'd say that. did you just assume my gender? i think you should take a deep breath, and think about what you just said. i don't know who your father is, but i have no doubt he would be disappointed in you. *i make a gesture with my hands that suggests you should leave*

shut [email protected]

Whoa, buddy. That's not very nice. Can you try again?

please enter your password.

Okay*Types the word "Password"*

incorrect password. please try again.

please enter your password.

*I enter my password*

success! you have logged in. If you need any help, please refer to the help menu.

please enter your password.

* last time i was god* god

*the computer starts beeping* WE HAVE DETECTED A ROBOT! PLEASE VERIFY YOUR HUMANITY NOW!

*flips off the computer*