God: are you ready to watch your funeral? You: yeah let's get it over with. the priest: here lies the body of someone special. You: Bursts out laughing wait wait why do I look like that!? God: you look nice. You: I look like I'm about to jump out the casket but go ahead. the Priest: we are all sad of thei- Your Mom:My bAbY! You:(laughing again) I'm so sorry that caught me off guard! ( you finish because I'm too lazy for this)
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