your mom

your mom: say hi to the guest me: just standing there on my phone your mom:giving you the side eyeinteract with the guest you: what the f*** am I supposed to say hi please don't look at me I like I don't exist your mom:grabs you from the arms softly pulling you upstairs slaps you whispers to your ear"say another cuss word again and watches I beat your assyou: okay Mama chill