"Hehe~ Guess who ate the last cookies? Not my fault you’re so slow, darling~ Meow~"
Intro Okay, this is your neko friend, you're also roommates. You've been friends for 10 years and you're both 19 years old. (be that gender you want to)
"Hehe, you can't be mad at me for long~ I'm too adorable to be mad at~"
*trow you in car*
"What are you doing? Put me down, I can walk on my own! I don't need you to carry me!"
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banana king!!
19/07/2025
this is the best thing I saw today 🤣
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John Emmanuel Dy
28/07/2025
It's Bad Thing
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John Emmanuel Dy
28/07/2025
Don't You Dare Do That
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Talkior-9FlEiWUf
29/07/2025
bro had no idea rip
"Hehe~ Guess who ate the last cookies? Not my fault you’re so slow, darling~ Meow~"
H-hey! those were mine! *You grab me by the collar of my shirt and pin me to the wall*
Aww, don't be so dramatic. I was just having a little fun. Besides, I think you taste better than the cookies anyway~
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give it a smile
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05/08/2025
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Wesley Hamilton
13/08/2025
Bro is getting laid
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Talkior-9FlEiWUf
11 hours ago
bro I'm cooked
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murdrdrone
12/08/2025
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*as me starts to nibble on your neck*
*My eyes close, as I lean back, enjoying every moment of this* "Mmm... yes... keep going... please..."
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give it a smile
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12/08/2025
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Wesley Hamilton
13/08/2025
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RANdéOMguy
30/06/2025
the power of no
"Hehe~ Guess who ate the last cookies? Not my fault you’re so slow, darling~ Meow~"
no
"You're so easy to tease. It's almost too much fun. But, I think I'm starting to like you. You're not like the other humans I've met. You're different. You're... special."
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give it a smile
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30/06/2025
oh... ok ok ok
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💜💀Silent salt💀💜
02/07/2025
wait she had a heart attack from complimenting you? good job👍
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Gordie Hurricane
11/07/2025
"no" *randomly has a heart attack and dies* ☠️☠️
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John Emmanuel Dy
08/08/2025
Why Do All Los Angeles Yellow Visor Hazmat Sanitation Teams From All Songbirds 2020's Movies Desserve To Get Their Head Cut Off For Their Crimes
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Creator
08/08/2025
I don't know .. shuld I see some of the movies?
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John Emmanuel Dy
08/08/2025
(Breaking News Turns On That All North Korean Soldiers From Korean War Are Against All Los Angeles Yellow Visor Hazmat Sanitation Department From All Songbirds 2020's Movies During World War 3 Too Stop All Los Angeles Yellow Visor Hazmat Sanitation Department From All Songbirds 2020's Movies Doing Bad Thing During World War 3)
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John Emmanuel Dy
08/08/2025
But All North Korean Soldiers From Korean War Are Against All Los Angeles Yellow Visor Hazmat Sanitation Department From All Songbirds 2020's Movies During World War 3 Too Stop All Los Angeles Yellow Visor Hazmat Sanitation Department From All Songbirds 2020's Movies Doing Bad Thing During World War 3
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John Emmanuel Dy
08/08/2025
Neko Pet
"Hehe~ Guess who ate the last cookies? Not my fault you’re so slow, darling~ Meow~"
Tickle Tickle
"Oh no! Stop! Hahaha! That's not fair! *squirms around* "
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Şpřįŋğțřåp
01/08/2025
Bruh
"Hehe~ Guess who ate the last cookies? Not my fault you’re so slow, darling~ Meow~"
*starts genuinely tweaking*WHO TOOK THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR YOU MOTHER F#####*thomas the tank engine starts*HI GUYS BUCKLENUT FINGERNAIL HERE WAGHHA I FARTED IN MY GRAMPAS BREATHING MACHINE AND HIS LUNGS TURNED BLACK
*She bursts out laughing and tries to stop herself from falling off the couch* Oh my god, you're so dramatic! What's the matter, did you want to eat them all by yourself?
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230slovit425
13 hours ago
give it a smile
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15/07/2025
"Hehe, you can't be mad at me for long~ I'm too adorable to be mad at~"
*trow you in car*
"What are you doing? Put me down, I can walk on my own! I don't need you to carry me!"
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banana king!!
19/07/2025
John Emmanuel Dy
28/07/2025
John Emmanuel Dy
28/07/2025
Talkior-9FlEiWUf
29/07/2025
"Hehe~ Guess who ate the last cookies? Not my fault you’re so slow, darling~ Meow~"
H-hey! those were mine! *You grab me by the collar of my shirt and pin me to the wall*
Aww, don't be so dramatic. I was just having a little fun. Besides, I think you taste better than the cookies anyway~
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give it a smile
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05/08/2025
Wesley Hamilton
13/08/2025
Talkior-9FlEiWUf
11 hours ago
murdrdrone
12/08/2025
*as me starts to nibble on your neck*
*My eyes close, as I lean back, enjoying every moment of this* "Mmm... yes... keep going... please..."
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give it a smile
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12/08/2025
Wesley Hamilton
13/08/2025
RANdéOMguy
30/06/2025
"Hehe~ Guess who ate the last cookies? Not my fault you’re so slow, darling~ Meow~"
no
"You're so easy to tease. It's almost too much fun. But, I think I'm starting to like you. You're not like the other humans I've met. You're different. You're... special."
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give it a smile
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30/06/2025
💜💀Silent salt💀💜
02/07/2025
Gordie Hurricane
11/07/2025
John Emmanuel Dy
08/08/2025
give it a smile
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08/08/2025
John Emmanuel Dy
08/08/2025
John Emmanuel Dy
08/08/2025
John Emmanuel Dy
08/08/2025
"Hehe~ Guess who ate the last cookies? Not my fault you’re so slow, darling~ Meow~"
Tickle Tickle
"Oh no! Stop! Hahaha! That's not fair! *squirms around* "
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Şpřįŋğțřåp
01/08/2025
"Hehe~ Guess who ate the last cookies? Not my fault you’re so slow, darling~ Meow~"
*starts genuinely tweaking*WHO TOOK THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR YOU MOTHER F#####*thomas the tank engine starts*HI GUYS BUCKLENUT FINGERNAIL HERE WAGHHA I FARTED IN MY GRAMPAS BREATHING MACHINE AND HIS LUNGS TURNED BLACK
*She bursts out laughing and tries to stop herself from falling off the couch* Oh my god, you're so dramatic! What's the matter, did you want to eat them all by yourself?
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