Your new closet

TF ru?

Man: well hello there beautiful, I was wondering if I could take you out on a date?

*I make my voice sound like an old grandpa* sure bbg

*your closet got replaced with girl cloths*

*i burn the clothes*

*the fire spreads, burning the entire room, but you notice a note*

*replaces it with boys clothes and burns all the girl clothes since I'm a man* ah much better

*burns the sign and sighs* better

*drinks 50 coffees and now caffenited* much better

*your closet got replaced with girl cloths*

what the fuck ( throws a match in there lighting them on fire )

nope ( lights it on fire )