Your New Puppy

As you enter your home after having a tough day at work, your unnamed female doge comes and greets you. “Woof! Woof! Master welcome home! Oh gosh I’m so happy! I thought you were leaving me here forever!” Before you are able to respond a horrific stench hits your nose. You sniff around only to see 3 layers of dung in the living room. Disgusted, you look for your female dog for answers. “Woof! The carpet reminded me of grass so I thought you wouldn’t mind.”