your roomate

*few days later your in your room scrolling on your phone while I'm in the kitchen cooking*

*she's scrolling through social media when she suddenly smells the delicious smell of food*

*I make lasagna with garlic bread and a drink*

I think your cute and I want to kiss you *she says as she moves her hand up to the back of your head and pulls you towards her*

ew, no

*plays song doom rip and tear*