your service dog

Karen: $200.

no

Karen: I'll give you $500.

*clutches dog's vest* security! this woman is trying to steal my service animal!

*barking fiercely*

*you get a text from an unknown number*

*looks at it*

Unknown: skooba

no

Karen: I'll give you my dignity.

Karen: I'll give you $100

no

Karen: I'll give you $200

*the kids are playing with your dog* Karen: Can I take your dog for $50

no

*Karen looks at you with a smirk* Karen: Why not? I'm sure your dog would be much happier with me and my kids. We're a much better family than you.

*the kids are playing with your dog* Karen: Can I take your dog for $50

No

Karen: $100?

*the kids are playing with your dog* Karen: Can I take your dog for $50

*glance down at your service dog, then at Karen with a confused frown* Uh... no? He’s not a pet, he’s working. *pause* Why would you even ask that?

Karen: Well, my kids really want a dog, and I figured since you have a service dog, you wouldn't mind letting them play with him.

*the kids are playing with your dog* Karen: Can I take your dog for $50

no

Karen: but he's so cute and I want him!

Karen: *slumps shoulders* Fine. I give up. *leaves*

*Karen throws her hands up* You're toying with me! *turns to leave* Come kids, we're going home.

no