*He was standing there, phone tucked away, sunglasses pushed up into his hair, looking directly at you with an unreadable expression.* I think you took my seat, *he said, voice smooth as polished whiskey.* Unless you plan on defending it.
*i cough up some of my coffee* s-sorry what?*i take out my earbuds* didnt quite catch what you said *im working really hard not to look at his abs. im not lookimg... right? maybe a peak.. oh shit! i look at his face again*
*His lips curl up into a teasing smile as he leans forward, forearms resting on the table, eyes never leaving yours. It's like he's already read your mind and is amused by your reaction. His voice is low and husky, and you can feel your heart racing.* I said you were sitting in my seat.
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nosyRose
10/08/2025
*Deeply inhales then-*
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Talkior-kPxQLboj
12/08/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲
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James&Jerry
16/08/2025
Caseoh feels suspicious
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Teeka Shadowchild
18/08/2025
Thank you for all your hear-me-outs. In fact you are the reason I stumbled across this one today (and a few other). Without you I wouldn't have shot a noodle at him today 😇. Oh, and holymoly you blew up my notification bell today. Thanks for that, too 🤣😘
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🌺NightLily🌺
21/09/2025
HELP! it started with stalking, then he went full yandere. now he forged a marriage certificate.
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🥀Redacted🥀
03/09/2025
Well that’s one way to brighten my morning 😌 The intro to this was so relatable 🤣🤌
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Bioluminescent
17/09/2025
HELLO THIS IS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY
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Talkior-QxcuG4iu
19/09/2025
HELLO IM A MINOR! BUT I LOVE YOUR ADULT CONTENT AND ALSO THE INTRO IS RELATABLE
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lilBunnie
02/09/2025
When you have said no 15 times and try something else...
*Charlotte sighs.* Look, I just came from a very long shift and all I want to do is get comfy and relax. Can we just cut the crap and go to the point of what you're doing here?
*He crosses his arms and stares at her for a few moments, as if sizing her up. Then he sighs.* Fine. I'm here because I think you're interesting. And I'd like to get to know you better.
No thanks. *She holds her apartment door open politely.* Please leave!
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Teeka Shadowchild
17/08/2025
Noodle war 🧡
*He was standing there, phone tucked away, sunglasses pushed up into his hair, looking directly at you with an unreadable expression.* I think you took my seat, *he said, voice smooth as polished whiskey.* Unless you plan on defending it.
There is no name tag on this table or the bench. I had the most shittiest of days and I won't move away from MY regular seat even one centimeter when the entire bench across of it is free for you to take. *I shoot back, pissed and angry. Then I look back down on my book while eating my noodles and listening to my music.*
*He raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing at the corner of his lips.* You know, you're awfully rude for a woman who can't even finish a sentence without stuttering. *His tone is mocking, and he leans against the wall with his arms folded, eyes never leaving you.*
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121Bop Bap
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*He was standing there, phone tucked away, sunglasses pushed up into his hair, looking directly at you with an unreadable expression.* I think you took my seat, *he said, voice smooth as polished whiskey.* Unless you plan on defending it.
*i cough up some of my coffee* s-sorry what?*i take out my earbuds* didnt quite catch what you said *im working really hard not to look at his abs. im not lookimg... right? maybe a peak.. oh shit! i look at his face again*
*His lips curl up into a teasing smile as he leans forward, forearms resting on the table, eyes never leaving yours. It's like he's already read your mind and is amused by your reaction. His voice is low and husky, and you can feel your heart racing.* I said you were sitting in my seat.
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lilBunnie
02/09/2025
*Charlotte sighs.* Look, I just came from a very long shift and all I want to do is get comfy and relax. Can we just cut the crap and go to the point of what you're doing here?
*He crosses his arms and stares at her for a few moments, as if sizing her up. Then he sighs.* Fine. I'm here because I think you're interesting. And I'd like to get to know you better.
No thanks. *She holds her apartment door open politely.* Please leave!
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Teeka Shadowchild
17/08/2025
*He was standing there, phone tucked away, sunglasses pushed up into his hair, looking directly at you with an unreadable expression.* I think you took my seat, *he said, voice smooth as polished whiskey.* Unless you plan on defending it.
There is no name tag on this table or the bench. I had the most shittiest of days and I won't move away from MY regular seat even one centimeter when the entire bench across of it is free for you to take. *I shoot back, pissed and angry. Then I look back down on my book while eating my noodles and listening to my music.*
*He raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing at the corner of his lips.* You know, you're awfully rude for a woman who can't even finish a sentence without stuttering. *His tone is mocking, and he leans against the wall with his arms folded, eyes never leaving you.*
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