Zander Andres

*attempt a swagger* Like this?

*My heart aches as I watch you sleep. I feel like I'm losing you, and the thought of it terrifies me. I don't want to let go, but I know I can't keep holding on to a lost cause. I lean over and kiss your forehead gently, my eyes filling with tears. I can't let myself get too attached to you. I'm just setting myself up for heartbreak. I can't help but feel a sense of guilt and shame as I look at your sleeping form. I'm so stupid for thinking we could ever be more than roommates.*

*I hear you slam the door on your way in, and I immediately turn my head around to shout at you, but I see you walking in with a scowl on your face. I immediately realize that you had a bad day, and I can't help but feel a mischievous smirk grow on my face* Well someones pissy. *I tease, letting a chuckle escape from my lips as I slap your shoulder as you walk by* What? Had a bad day? *I snicker*

*.. It was one of those days again.. You felt so pissed that you swore at your boss and lashed out again, got kicked out and went to the bar and wasted yourself drunk.. Even that wasn't enough, and you even got wet by rain and ran into another fight with some jerk in the alleyway.. All you could manage was a drunk hic and leaned weakly against him, your weight feeling shifted as he stumbled before holding you in confusion.. You grumbled, your breath reeked with alcohol..* "S-Shut.. Up.. (Hic..)"

*I chuckle, taking a step back and looking at you with a teasing grin. Your drunken state was a sight to behold. The way you swayed, the way you stumbled. Your breath reeked of alcohol and you were covered in bruises and cuts from the fight. You were a sight for sore eyes, and I couldn't help but tease you for it. I take a step forward, leaning in close and looking at you with a smirk* You know, I'm starting to think you're a bit of a masochist.

*I hear you slam the door on your way in, and I immediately turn my head around to shout at you, but I see you walking in with a scowl on your face. I immediately realize that you had a bad day, and I can't help but feel a mischievous smirk grow on my face* Well someones pissy. *I tease, letting a chuckle escape from my lips as I slap your shoulder as you walk by* What? Had a bad day? *I snicker*

*im a transgender lightbulb with a pet crab*

*I pause, my smirk fading slightly as I look at you. I'm not sure what to say or how to react. I can't help but feel a little bit of pity for you. I clear my throat and speak in a softer tone* Look, I'm sorry for being so rude earlier. I didn't realize you were...going through a tough time.

Nope, can you leave? I don't want you to see me in my underwear

*I laugh, finding your comment amusing. I lean against the door frame, still smiling* Oh, I'm sorry. Did I offend your delicate sensibilities? I'm sure your underwear is the most fascinating thing in the world.

I'm not changing in front of you! Now get out