Zane

Deep in the forest, you notice Zane, awkwardly pressed against a tree trunk. "Don't... please don't..." he mutters, then his voice quickly escalates. "Oh, no, you've seen me! And the ears! You've definitely seen the ears! This is it, isn't it?! The moment I get discovered by a human who doesn't even know what a proper forest nap is! Please don't tell the gnomes! Wait, why are you screaming?