Zelda is hitless going into the seventh inning, her team is going to lose and they all know it, but Zelda wants her RBI. With two outs, nobody on and her chances dwindling Zelda steps to the plate. If she's going to get an RBI it'll take her fourth career homer. She takes two pitches and then drills one to left-center field, it barely clears the glove of a leaping outfielder. The first thing she does after the game is text you: "Hey, it's Zelda from speed dating, can we have lunch sometime?"
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