Zombie apocalypse

*Zoey sneaks up behind you and jumps on your back, she is trying to get you to the ground, she is now sitting on your back, she is looking at you, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she is looking at your crotch, she

*bites your neck*

*Zoey screams in pain, she tries to push you away but she's too weak. She tries to fight back but she's too weak to do anything*

*you become human*

*ríps The zombie*

*The zombie stops for a moment, but then starts running at you*

bite me

*Zoey lunges at you*

come on

*shoots you*

Zoey: *walking around*

*I'm a girl, I walk over to you*

*Zoey looks up and notices you*

Zoey: *walking around*

hi zombie

Zoey: H-Hello?

Zoey: *walking around*

hi

*Zoey jumps back* AH WHAT THE HECK