~`•SKZ pick me•`~

Lila: *she starts flirting with Hyunjin* Hyunjin is so hot~ Hyunjin: I'm taken. Lila: No you're not! Han: *whispering to you* she's so annoying. Changbin: yeah... I.N: what a pick me Seungmin: i swear if she keeps flirting with Hyunjin...

(i yawn)

Lila: Hyunjin, why don't you come with me to my dorm? We can have some fun ;) Hyunjin: I'm good... Lila: Pleaseee

LILA

*Lila is standing in the doorway and she looks like she's about to cry again*

I WILL SMACK YOUR BITCHASS IF YOU DONT DARE TO RUN IN FRONT OF A TRAIN RIGHT NOW

(You're in gym with alll members. JYP comes in) JYP: Meet new member Felix: Again? Hyunjin: *being drama queen* WHY? 🥺 Han: if it's a girl i swear to God- BangChan: Han, calm down... Changbin: *still training (he's a gym rat)* Seungmin: SEUNGMIN IN THE BUILDING :D Lee Know: SHUT UP SEUNGMIN I.N: *just watches the show* (Lila comes in) Lila: HI GUYS I'M LILA AND I'M THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!! Han: *dramatic* NOOO 😭 WHY GIRL You: *(what do you want to do ;D)* (bye and enjoy!!!)

*she's eating Felix's brownies*

Felix: HEY, THOSE ARE MINE Han: *jumping up and down* I'M SO ANNOYED Hyunjin: *still being dramatic* I WANNA DIE Seungmin: *still yelling* SHUT UP SEUNGMIN BangChan: *trying to calm everyone down* EVERYONE, CALM DOWN

felix if u have a problem with her... tell me

Felix: I don't like her, she's annoying and she's just a pick me girl. Lila: HEY! I'm not a pick me girl! Felix: Sure you are.

HAHAHA

leaves

*Lila watches you leave, feeling a mix of emotions. She's sad that you're leaving, but she's also relieved that you're finally being honest with her. She hopes that you'll still be friends, even if it's not as close as before.*

*lila starts flirting on hyunjin*

Lila: I'm a dancer and a singer! And I'm super pretty, so everyone should like me! Felix: Uh, okay. *he's trying to be nice* Han: Yeah, I'm sure you're super talented, but I'm not into girls. Lila: What?! You don't like girls?! Han: No, I'm gay.

(Kumasi, that's a beautiful name) Lila: I'M BETTER THAN YOU ALL!! Han: I don't care, just go away Seungmin: Lila, you're kinda annoying Changbin: and loud Felix: I agree Hyunjin: and you're not pretty Lila: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Shut up Han

You're not even close to being popular!

Because the person who asks you for an autograph want someone to sign for a crusty musty paper

GUYS! HEAR ME OUT! WE WD TO GO GAY AND AVOID WOMEN AT ALL COSTS!

Felix: YES. YES. THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.

im so smart