~ Alien invasion ~

*One of the Aliens look over an sees you* Ah look at this one, are you ready to come with us willingly, or will we need to use force?

*I pull out a (insert changing symbol here)(insert changing symbol here)(insert changing symbol here)(insert changing symbol here)*

*The alien stares at the device, then back at you* You think you can use that against us? We are the superior race, we have the technology to destroy you in seconds.

*I take out a cartridge for Mario Maker 3, a game that hasn't even been announced yet* this is the first gift.

*He looks at the cartridge with awe* How did you get this? This game hasn't even been announced yet.

heh... *I take out a Nintendo switch 2, a console that hasn't been released yet, still in its packaging, and it seems to come with Mario kart world*