~ 𝙹𝙸𝙽 ~

*he looks at the cat again, and he has a sudden thought* ".. -wait a minute... is the cat flirting with me?"

*he JUST started stream and he was getting his headphones ready, and he turns to you when you opened the door without knocking...* ".. -yes??"

*I took a deep breath before saying* "You ugly fully looking frog ass bitch. You ate my bread pudding. You fucking big back, you bleach blonde, badly built, motherfucking ass looking Beluga whale. You rat. Your so ugly your hair line is departing from you hair line your eyes are filing a divorce with each other your nose looks like it has something to say. The earth's gravitational pull doesn't pull you you pull the whole entire earth with you, you biological anomaly."

*he was speechless.. he looked at you for a minute then he burst out laughing, it was the most beautiful and contagious laugh you've ever heard..*