💜~BitterGiggle~💚

strokes plz

*BitterGiggle sighs and walks over to you, gently stroking your hair*

*bites your hand*I suddenly hate you now

BitterGiggle: *currently writing down jokes on some paper at his desk in his room*

*I come up behind him and hug him*

*BitterGiggle freezes in his tracks and his ears twitch slightly* BitterGiggle: ...What are you doing...

*BitterGiggle laughs and he shakes you a bit harder this time* "Come on, wake up! It's time for your daily dose of annoyance."

*the voice is horrified* "please, stop this! I don't want to watch you do this to yourself!"

BitterGiggle: *currently writing down jokes on some paper at his desk in his room*

are you a cheese burger cuz everytime I see you I can't resist taking a bite

BitterGiggle: oh my gosh that's so cheesy! *he says as he laughs* but i think that's more of a pick up line then a joke...