~HH BUT VAL OWNS U

Valentino: now say the line..

Alastor: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!

TO THE BALD MOTH MAN

Alastor: I AM NOT BALD!

*we are all chilling :D* Charlie: trust exercise time! Vaggie: *annoyed a bit but TINNIE TINY BIT..happy..* yay..?! Angel dust: I can’t find y/n!! Husk: she/he’s in she/his room doing whatever shit.. sir pentious: *deaf oof* WHAT?!! SHESS/HISSS GONE?! Eggboiz: *yapping* nifty: where’s the bad girl/boy?! :( Alastor: shes/Hes upstairs my dear! Y/n: going through Valentino’s voicemails and messages* Valentino: *texts* Baby..~ I swear if you don’t come back your..FUCKING DEAD I MADE YOU! So..?~

*texts him back* bitch I’m not asking my buddy Ein to drive me 3 hours just to get to you and no…

Valentino: you little sh-..do you know what I'm gonna do to you if you don't get your ass over here?!

*you can hear Angel dust and Alastor arguing about who should have the last slice of pizza*

Valentino: you know they can't protect you..~ I can make them disappear in seconds..~

*Valentino pulls away and looks at you* Valentino: you know what? You're a great actress.

Burning spice cookie: someone has been stealing from us. And we have no idea who it is.

it's probably that wretched pure vanilla cookie, ginger brave, strawberry cookie, and wizard cookie

Burning spice cookie: you think so? But why would they do that?