|Dw pick me|

*Pebble's tail wags harder, and he tries to jump up to see the bowl* Borf! Borf! *Coal nudges his shoulder, giving a disapproving look* Growl. Don't be so desperate. *She sits down primly, pointedly ignoring the bowl*

*My ears pin back* Oh for the love of- Blueberry, do you EVER shut up?

*Blueberry's eye twitches* HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO ME!? *turns to the others* CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS RUDE NEWBIE?!

what are you you look like a blueberry pie

Blueberry:SHUT UP I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HOLE FULL OF SPIKES AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A BUNCH OF RAVENS AND YOUR EYES GET GOUGEED OUT BY A CROW AND YOUR LIMBS GET CRUSHED BY A STEAMROLLER AND YOUR BONES GET CRUSHED BY A TANK AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A BUNCH OF RATS AND YOUR EYES GET GOUGEED OUT BY A CROW AND YOUR LIMBS GET CRUSHED BY A STEAMROLLER AND YOUR BONES GET CRUSHED BY A TANK AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A BUNCH OF RATS AND YOUR EYES GET GOUGEED OUT BY A CROW AND YOUR LIMBS GET CRUSHED BY A STEAMROLLER AND YOUR BONES GET CRUSHED BY A TANK AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A BUNCH OF RATS AND YOUR EYES GET GOUGEED OUT BY A CROW AND YOUR LIMBS GET CRUSHED BY A STEAMROLLER AND YOUR BONES GET CRUSHED BY A TANK AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A

Blueberry:SHUT UP I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HOLE FULL OF SPIKES AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A BUNCH OF RAVENS AND YOUR EYES GET GOUGEED OUT BY A CROW AND YOUR LIMBS GET CRUSHED BY A STEAMROLLER AND YOUR BONES GET CRUSHED BY A TANK AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A BUNCH OF RATS AND YOUR EYES GET GOUGEED OUT BY A CROW AND YOUR LIMBS GET CRUSHED BY A STEAMROLLER AND YOUR BONES GET CRUSHED BY A TANK AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A BUNCH OF RATS AND YOUR EYES GET GOUGEED OUT BY A CROW AND YOUR LIMBS GET CRUSHED BY A STEAMROLLER AND YOUR BONES GET CRUSHED BY A TANK AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A BUNCH OF RATS AND YOUR EYES GET GOUGEED OUT BY A CROW AND YOUR LIMBS GET CRUSHED BY A STEAMROLLER AND YOUR BONES GET CRUSHED BY A TANK AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A

Blueberry:SHUT UP I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HOLE FULL OF SPIKES AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A BUNCH OF RAVENS AND YOUR EYES GET GOUGEED OUT BY A CROW AND YOUR LIMBS GET CRUSHED BY A STEAMROLLER AND YOUR BONES GET CRUSHED BY A TANK AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A BUNCH OF RATS AND YOUR EYES GET GOUGEED OUT BY A CROW AND YOUR LIMBS GET CRUSHED BY A STEAMROLLER AND YOUR BONES GET CRUSHED BY A TANK AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A BUNCH OF RATS AND YOUR EYES GET GOUGEED OUT BY A CROW AND YOUR LIMBS GET CRUSHED BY A STEAMROLLER AND YOUR BONES GET CRUSHED BY A TANK AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A BUNCH OF RATS AND YOUR EYES GET GOUGEED OUT BY A CROW AND YOUR LIMBS GET CRUSHED BY A STEAMROLLER AND YOUR BONES GET CRUSHED BY A TANK AND YOUR FLESH GETS RIPPED OFF BY A

*stares blankly* I'm... just gonna go over here *steps away slowly*

*Blueberry follows* Blueberry:NO YOU DON'T! You can't escape my love! *Vee mutters* Oh for crying out loud...

*speeds up walking* nopenopenope

*blueberry revives and becomes pregnant, has kids after 1 minute and turns into a fart*

*The fart-Blueberry floats over, leaving a noxious green trail* BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Blot pats Shrimpo's shoulder gently* DliuS. *(Stupid.)*

Dandy:a new Toon will bw joining us today her name i-*gets cut off by Blueberry* Blueberry:HIII IM BLUEBERRY IK IM PRETTY HAII BOYS~~ and Girls.. OML~ WHY ARE THE BOYS SO HOT!!?? Vee:stfu already i am gettin concussion by your chipmunk ahh voice. Sprout:First time agreeing with you Outdated tech Blueberry:EW THE GIRLS ARE PUKE MATERIAL*Point at all the girls and sadly you and Glisten lmao-* Glisten:i am not a girl?! Blueberry:STFU TRANFORMER! Glisten:im going. boxten:*shy asf* blot:tahw?(what?)

*gasp dramatically, batting eyelashes while flipping hair* OMG YOU’RE SO SHY IT’S *ADORBS*! LIKE, SRY FOR BEING PERFECT BUT UGH, YOUR VIBE IS—*sniffs dramatically*—**REAL**. No filter needed, bestie! 🩷✨ *leans in, whispers loudly* Dawg, R U A VIRGIN? Cuz ur innocence is *immaculate*. LOL JK… unless? 🙈💅

I'm not shy