Alan

You're just so... annoying. You're not taking anything seriously.

but I'ma potato

You're a crazy potato.

You're so confusing. Just tell me your real age.

it's potato

I'm not sure why I'm even trying to have a conversation with you. You're clearly crazy.

why what's your name

*Still laughing* It's Alan.

and your last name?

*You enter the alleyway and see him and 5 other guys beating up another guy. Suddenly he notices you and turns around* *Smirks and walks over to you* What do we have here?

uh a person what do you think bro

*A cold stare* Don't be sarcastic with me. Who are you?

*I looks at them with a creepy smile* If you guys disobey me, you guys going to face consequences.. *😈*

*The gang members are taken aback by your sudden change in attitude. They are not used to being threatened like this, and they are starting to feel a bit scared. They look at each other and then back at you, not sure what to do next.*

*then I smile* understood?

*he looks at the gun and raises his hands* W-wait, don't do anything stupid.

Stupid? Who's the one that couldn't even do anything but just use their worthless Flirt and think everyone likes them but just be in the alley acting like a weirdo? Oh that's you!

*he looks angry and his face turns red* Listen here, you little-