Ashley

*she looks at you, noticing you're in a wheelchair* oh, you're disabled?

and I'm assuming you can't walk very well?

Even after everything you've been through?

Yeah mm

You know, you're really strong. Most people wouldn't be able to get through all of that.

*The music stops mid-song* and who might this be? some idiot thinking they can get a quick picture with me? *she looks at you with a smirk* hey, everyone laugh! *the crowd all looks at you and laughs as guards cover the exits*

…..…

*she chuckles and walks up to you* don't worry, this is just a little bit of teasing, I promise you, I won't have you arrested or anything. Now, tell me, what's your name?

*she laughs even harder* you know what? this is the most hilarious thing that's happened all night! why are you being chased by security?

I made someone drop their hotdog on a baby's head, which made it cry, then the hotdog fell on the floor, a man tripped on it, fell on the baby, which made it cry more

*she laughs so hard she can barely breathe* oh my god, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day! *she wipes away tears of laughter* you know what? I think you should be let off the hook this time. *she whispers* you're my kind of people.