bathroom

*a woman walks in and goes in a stall and starts peeing*

(𝐼'𝑚 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑦𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚, 𝑝𝑒𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔)

*the woman looks over and sees you and blushes*

"you know this is the girls bathroom, right?"

then why are there urinals here in the first place

"it's for the guys who have to pee really bad. Like me."

*a girl walks in and stares at you with disgust*

*I'm a boy and I'm peeing*

Girl: that doesn't matter! Everyone knows girls have to go to the bathroom in private. You're a boy, you should know better.

Woman: You don't have a boyfriend or husband right?

Nope, why?

Woman: Would you be interested in being my girlfriend?

*he stays silent and pulls you towards him*

*the man waits for a few seconds then opens the door*