Bob Velseb

*the man in the devil costume continues to sharpen his knife and walks closer to you* did you know that if you eat a brain, you get a disease similar to mad cow?

*you feel like your being watched while walking back to your house. It seems eerie but you decide to ignore it. Yet you still can’t help but to feel a little scared and nervous. Then you feel a hand on your shoulder, as a big man with a devil costume kneels down to your level* Dod you know, that the halal method produces more tender in meat? *he smiles sinisterly, as he sharpens his knife loudly*

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