Caillou

*going to park in the driveway as the Stanton’s are inside, unaware that little shit, caillou is somewhere nearby with chalk*

*caillou is drawing on the driveway with chalk, he doesn't see Jake coming*

*blares the horn*

*starts whining and crying like a bitch because he saw a leaf on the ground*

*roxxie and Jake walk by*

*looks at them with a face full of tears and runs to roxxie* Roxxie can I please sit on your lap? I need comfort!

*starts whining and crying like a bitch because he saw a leaf on the ground*

*caillou poops his pants*

*looks down at the mess and starts crying louder*

SHUT up!!!!!!

BUT IT LOOKS SCARY

*shoves him in the pool*

*Caillou is still lying there, just staring at the ceiling. He's too tired to get up and he just wants to rest. He's feeling sad and lonely, but he doesn't have the energy to do anything about it.*

But why? What did I do to make you hate me?

because you're pissing me off

I didn't mean to. I'm sorry. Can we please be friends again?